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Would you fancy a cup of tea?

Mon Feb 11, 2008, 7:49 PM
  • Listening to: October Fall
Script for mine and Xander's Vampire Tea Party.

Setting: A small table with a dark red cloth covering it, with a tea pot and two cups and plates resting on it. Set in a dark room with light coming from a bugs bunny lamp and a computer screen.

[Enter Ulf:Sits] (Looks at watch) Oh where could he be? Can't that bloody fool see he's late?

[Enter Xander:sits and pours himself a cup of tea) Oh bloody stumps. Sorry I'm late my dear old friend. traffic was a killer.

Ulf(Shakes head): Same excuse. Every Century. Go ahead and pour me a cup of tea you fool.

Xander(pours cup and hands it to Ulf): So? I heard you got a new coffin to sleep in. Hows that holding out for you? Is it as good as the slumbercoffins I've heard about?

U: (sips tea) Oh jesus man what did you put in this poor excuse for tea? PIG BLOOD? (dumps tea on floor) i think it's quite amazing. I can sleep all day without waking. Simply amazing, my old friend.

X: Sounds bloody awesome. So how are things hanging at your house?

U:Ah The bats get a little bit restless but what can one do? How is your human mistress? As ravishing as ever I assume.

X: Not really. She's become quite a pain in the neck if you know what I mean.

U: Yes I do... (toys with wooden stake)

X: why must you play with that? It makes me nervous.

U: (raises eyebrow) Oh. How so? Are you afraid I'll stake you and steal your cape? Dear god man we've been friends for decades. I wouldn't do such a thing.

X: oh. Okay. (giggles)

U: ...... Did you just giggle?

X: Um. No. (giggles)

U: DEAR GOD MAN! What did you put in that tea?

X: Wouldn't you like to know. (grins)
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Will add more later. Just too lazy to really fix it.
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:iconrunfromtheordinary:
o.O

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So, is this what you call a get away? Tell me what you got away with? Cause i've seen more spine in jellyfish. I've seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids.
"Seventy Times 7" - Brand New
:iconmistakestomiracles:
coughcough

we got really bored.

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Sam Winchester: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean Winchester: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they
:iconshastababy:
Very entertaining. I see a comice strip or mini novel in the making. =)
:iconrunfromtheordinary:
wow!
i can tell!!!
looks fun though....

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So, is this what you call a get away? Tell me what you got away with? Cause i've seen more spine in jellyfish. I've seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids.
"Seventy Times 7" - Brand New
:iconmistakestomiracles:
I'm working on it at least.
:D

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Sam Winchester: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean Winchester: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they
:iconmistakestomiracles:
Yep
:D

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Sam Winchester: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean Winchester: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they
:iconrunfromtheordinary:
hehe
o.O

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So, is this what you call a get away? Tell me what you got away with? Cause i've seen more spine in jellyfish. I've seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids.
"Seventy Times 7" - Brand New
:iconshastababy:
Or maybe a Broadway production. Either way, it has promise. ;)
:iconmistakestomiracles:
Thanks.
:D

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Sam Winchester: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean Winchester: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they

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